🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FAM!💥🚨 The EU just decided to give Meta and TikTok a 🍕good ol' slap on the wrist🍕 for treating the Digital Services Act like a speed limit sign in a Fast & Furious movie! 😤💨 Apparently, these TikTok dance-loving corporations are playing hide-and-seek with researchers trying to uncover the dark underbelly of the internet. “Burdensome procedures”? Nah, that’s just Meta's version of "you can't sit with us!" 😂👑 Picture this: researchers trying to access data like they're unlocking a secret level in Mario Kart, but instead, they get a “This is fine” dog in a burning room. 🐶🔥 Meanwhile, TikTok is busy throwing *stonks* at trending dances while ignoring the fact that their platform is a digital Wild West for dodgy content. 🤠💀 Rumor has it, a “frustrated developer” exclaimed, “If we made it user-friendly, we’d actually have to deal with complaints! Ugh, so cringe!” 🙄💬 So get ready, because if Meta and TikTok don't clean up their act, they might just pay fines that could buy them 4 new gucci backpacks! 💰🚀 Prediction: In 2025, Meta & TikTok will be run by AI cats that only post wholesome memes. No cap. 😹🔥 #FutureVision