🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Google Fined a WHOPPING $3.45B for Playing Favorites in Ad Land! 💰🔥 In a plot twist that has all the vibes of your favorite anticlimactic Netflix series, the EU just slapped Google with a fine bigger than your rent for giving its ad tech the *VIP treatment* 👑. Like, bro, can we not? 😤💔 🙏💸 "Look, we didn't mean to create a monopoly in online search. Just thought we’d make our ads more *lit* 🔥," said a totally real, 100% verified Google developer (probably named Chad). "Now we're just trying to figure out how to spin this in a blog post without looking like this is fine. 🥴💀" Meanwhile, the US judge was like, "Google? Illegal monopoly? Sounds like a round of applause for the tech titans! 👏🙌." Honestly, if they had a Clown University, the judge would be its valedictorian. 🎓🤡 So, what now? **Here’s the tea**: Watch Google go full anime villain in their next ad campaign—suddenly it’s all about “integrity” and “user trust.” 🤖💼 And in 2025, we’ll be buying ad space with the *stolen* Bitcoin from their dark web stash. 🚀💀 Buckle up, fam. This is just the beginning. NEXT STOP: the metaverse courtroom drama where everyone is suing everyone 😂. #Stonks #Based #GetRektGoogle