🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! The EU just dropped a bomb: the Space Act is here to kickstart the second European Space Race! 💰👽 *Imagine Elon Musk and a baguette-wielding French astronaut going head-to-head* 😤🥖. It's gonna be lit! No cap, they wanna simplify the rules for NOT JUST the locals, but foreign companies too. Like, fam, the space game is about to get REAL complex. Cue the “This Is Fine” meme while the bureaucrats are doing their thing! 😂🔥 🔍 "We just want a level playing field," said some anonymous EU developer during a Zoom call over latte. “But honestly, if we can’t protect our space assets, we might as well just give them to *Mars Inc.* 😂💀” EU’s basically saying, “Yo! Let’s make it easier for European companies to invade… I mean, EXPLORE new markets!” *Drake points* at the other side like, “No thanks, USA, we got this!” 🤷‍♂️ Here’s the wild prediction: in 10 years, there’ll be a League of Nations but for space, where GPT-15 will be elected President of Mars and the first intergalactic meme war BREAKS OUT! 🌌👽🔥 So buckle up, it’s about to get WEIRD out here! 🚀💥😎