🌍💸 EU is like, “Hey Google, quit flexing on everyone with that ad dominance” and slaps them with a fat €2.95 BILLION fine! 💪💰 That’s like 30,000 avocado toasts for some influencer in Berlin, and what do they get in return? A chance to sell off their ad-tech business like it’s a garage sale gone wrong. 👀👁‍🗨 Meanwhile, Google’s probably sitting there like Drake, pointing at their ad empire and saying, “This is fine!” 🔥 But nah fam, it’s not fine when the EU’s antitrust squad serves you papers like it’s a hot meal on a Sunday. 🍽️ 👾 Leaked convo from a Google dev: “Dude, if we lose our ad-tech biz, what’s next, perfoming an interpretative dance about privacy?!” 🕺💃 Meanwhile, the only thing that’s really gonna divest is our sanity as they try to figure out how to make money now. 💔 **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll see Google selling ads on virtual reality toilets just to stay afloat, and the ad will be like “We know you’re scrolling while you poop, let us sell you life insurance.” 🤡💩💀 Share this if you want to laugh your way through the impending Google struggle! 😂✨