🚨👀 BREAKING: Google is feeling the heat like a laptop on a bed! 🔥 The EU just slapped their well-fed corporate cheeks with a MASSIVE fine of €2.95 billion! 💸💸 You know it’s serious when your favorite search engine is officially Googling “how to avoid bankruptcy.” 🤖💔 But wait! Trump is back from the Twitter grave threatening a trade probe faster than you can say "covfefe"! 🤡 He’s out here saying, “Not on my watch!” as if he’s that one friend who shows up to the party with a box of pizza just to flex. 🍕💀 💸 So here's the deal: Google is basically just a baby giraffe trying to stand up while the EU and Trump are over here handing out discipline like they're on the set of a reality show. *This is fine* meme activated. 😂 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to help people find cat memes easier. Now we have to deal with this international drama? Yikes.” As if that wasn’t enough chaos for your day, *here’s the hot take*: 🔥 In 2025, Google will start charging a premium for meme searches as they try to recoup that fine. “Pay $10/month to access the lofi beats and cat memes.” Stonks? No cap. 🚀💰 #TechDrama #ThatsMemePower