🚨🍏 BREAKING: EU May Bow Down to Apple’s App Store Demands! 🍏🚨 Yo fam, you ever hear of the ultimate plot twist where the EU turns into Apple’s personal cheerleader? Well, it’s happening! Sources say the EU is totally vibing with Apple’s new rules and fee changes, dodging a whole ass daily fine that would have made them feel like they just ordered 10 avocado toasts at brunch. 🥑 💸 Some tech wizard in a dark room just said, “Please, just let us keep our 30% tax intact. Otherwise, I’ll have to start selling NFTs of my cat.” 😩💀 Meanwhile, Apple’s in the corner like Drake pointing, “This is the future of money, baby!” 💰🔥 Picture this: the EU regulators huddled around their monitors, watching Apple’s moves like it’s the next episode of *The Bachelor*. “Will he take her rose or will he ghost?” They staved off a potential fine like a champ dodging a bad Tinder date. 🙃🚀 Hot take: in a shocking twist, I predict that Apple will somehow convince the EU to rename all apps to "iThis" and "iThat.” Brace yourselves for “iRage” and “iCope,” coming to an App Store near you! 🍏🤖💥 Fr fr, it's about to get WILD! 🌀✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #NotYourAppStore