🚨BREAKING MUNDANE ALERT!🚨 The EU just dropped some *fire* guidelines for AI models facing systemic risks... and lemme tell you, it’s as exciting as watching paint dry. 💀😴💤 So, the European Commission decided to address those corporate whiners crying about "lack of clarity" (cry me a river, fam) 💦. Like, bro, if your AI is confused, maybe it’s a sign it’s too busy plotting world domination 🤖👾. Here’s a hot tip: if you’re building AI that could cause chaos AND you can’t follow simple rules? That’s a you problem! 😤✨ Imagine the sad conversation in the boardroom: Developer #1: “Should we just follow the guidelines?” Developer #2: “No cap, those sound like IKEA instructions.” Developer #1: “So, we build the AI blindfolded?” Developer #2: “Looks like we’re stonks-ing our way to disaster!” 📉💸 If your AI doesn’t get these guidelines, it might just pull a “This is fine” meme and burn it all down. 🔥🔥🔥 🚀🔥 But here’s the ultimate prediction: the next big app will be AI therapy for confused AI models. 💯 Mark my words, we’re entering an era where even algorithms need therapy! 🤯 So buckle up, and keep your AI in check or risk it developing a personality crisis! 🤡💥