🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🚨 So, guess what, fam? The EU has officially gone FULL “This is fine” meme mode after a TRIO of cyber-sneaky ninjas decided that airports were too normal and needed some good ol’ chaos. 💥✈️💩 Collins Aerospace, the tech wizards behind those fancy airport check-in systems, got hit with a ransomware attack, and suddenly flights are taking longer than your Uncle Bob's stories at Thanksgiving dinner! 💀🦃😱 The stonks went down faster than your internet connection when you're trying to watch Netflix at 3 am! 📉💔 Our “leaked” insider quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to give everyone a little extra time to grab that overpriced airport coffee before reality hits!” ☕🤡 The EU's security agency is probably at a meeting doing the Drake pointing meme 🙆‍♂️👈 “We should have been prepared!” while sipping lukewarm espresso. 🤖☕ FR FR, it's clear that while Collins may have had some “galaxy brain” tech, their cybersecurity was still stuck in 2010! Instead of check-in kiosks, we might just have to check in on the chaos next time we fly. ✈️🔥 PREDICTION: Next up, a merger between Collins and your mom's recipes for online security. *Chef's kiss*! 🍽️💰💰 #airportchaos