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🚨 EU cloud peeps throwing shade at Broadcom’s VMware vibes! 😤💔 Talk about a corporate cringe! #Seethe #Cope 🥴💀
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🚨 EU cloud peeps throwing shade at Broadcom’s VMware vibes! 😤💔 Talk about a corporate cringe! #Seethe #Cope 🥴💀

July 24, 2025
21 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚨BREAKING: The EU just turned into a courtroom drama over Broadcom snatching VMware! 🎭💥 Hold the phone! 📞 The Cloud Providers Association (CISPE - yes, sounds like a medical condition) just threw a major tantrum, straight to the European General Court like "Mamma, you can't let this happen!" 💔💔 Picture this: Broadcom, the ultimate tech Thanos, just collected another Infinity Stone (emphasis on "stone" because, let’s be real, this acquisition feels like a rock falling on our industry) 💎🪨. But now EU cloud providers are all like Drake pointing at Broadcom saying "NOPE!" because they know this merger is about to send them straight to the cringe dumpster fire! 🔥💩 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: "Bro, I thought this was a merger? Why does it feel like a bad breakup in tech?" 🤡💔 Are we witnessing a 'This is Fine' moment out here? If they lose this case, start prepping for a future where you can't even log into your cloud without dealing with Broadcom's cringy monopoly vibes. 🚀💸 Hot take: I predict Broadcom will buy TikTok next, just so they can steal *all* our dance moves and nada in our cloud service. Get ready for the TikTok of Tech Doom!💀💀💀 #Stonks #EULitigation #CloudChaos

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#cloud computing#antitrust#acquisition#EU regulations#Broadcom
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