🚨📱 Attention, WhatsApp fam! The EU just pulled out a BIG ol’ "You better behave!" stamp on WhatsApp's Channels, calling them a Very Large Online Platform (VLMP) 💪💥. Y'all remember when we thought “LOL” meant "lots of love"? Well, now it means "Lots of Laws" ’cause the EU's here with the content moderation rules! (Thanks, Gian Volpicelli, for the tea ☕️) The EU’s like Drake pointing at those moderation standards like, “Y’all better get your act together or we’ll cut your reach faster than Zuckerberg posts cringey memes." 💀🔥 And here’s the kicker: if WhatsApp doesn’t wanna fr fr see its stonks 📉 plummet faster than a TikTok dance trend, they better act like they’ve got some transparency! Like, my dude Mark, we want the tea, not just the cringey emojis! 🤡🚀 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, my code looks like a meme and now I have to TRIPLE CHECK it!" - a frazzled Meta dev somewhere in Silicon Valley. ✨ Hot Take: If WhatsApp fails, expect TikTok to suddenly *become* the new messaging app, with dancing emojis and viral memes as your official legal documents! 💼💃 Get ready, fam!