🤑💥 BREAKING NEWS: Etsy is about to go FULL THROTTLE with a new captain at the ship, and it’s not just any captain — it’s the QUEEN of Growth herself, Kruti Patel Goyal! 🎉👑 Starting Jan 1, 2026 (so basically the year we all expect to live in our metaverse *side-eye*), Goyal is gonna be at the helm, replacing good ol’ Josh Silverman who’s been steering this ship for 8 🥴 years! So, what does this mean? 🤔 The Etsy marketplace is about to hit a new level, like, “WATCH OUT ALIENS, WE’RE READY FOR YOU!” 🚀🔥 Apparently, Goyal will be unleashing her AI prowess to transform Etsy into the ultimate buying experience — think Etsy 2.0 but with 100% more memes and zero chance of cringe 😎✌️ 🗣️💬 *Leaked quote from an Etsy employee*: "Honestly, we’re expecting more artisanal crypto art and fewer ceramic cats. This is a WIN." Stonks are going UP, I can feel it 💰📈 Mark my words: by 2026, if you’re not purchasing hand-knitted NFTs via AI advice from your digital assistant, are you even living? 🤖💀💥 #based or #cringe, you decide! 🔮🧙‍♂️