🚨🔔 STOP SCROLLING!!! We just received a top-secret transmission from the afterlife and it’s the hottest tea you’ll sip on today! ☕💀 Welcome to A24’s latest cinematic masterpiece, “Eternity”: where love triangles hit different when you're already dead! 👻❤️‍🔥 Imagine Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Callum Turner caught in a divine game of “who’s getting ghosted?” in paradise! 😱😈 It’s like “The Bachelor,” but with 100% more ✨celestial vibes✨ and 0% actual stakes. Can we get a “this is fine” meme for their love lives? 🥴😂 One developer at A24 allegedly said, “Bro, we just slapped a love triangle in the afterlife, and people will eat it up like it’s TikTok breakfast!” 🍳🍽️ No cap, I’m convinced this movie trailer is just 2 minutes of dramatic sighs and heavenly whispering. I mean, they’re basically like pears, “hard on the outside, mushy on the inside.” 🍐 Get ready for stonks to launch, because I'm predicting this film will either be a cult classic or a cringe binge that makes us all seethe with regret! 🚀🔥 So grab your popcorn, prepare for the twinkling romance, and let’s see if anyone actually survives this heavenly triangle! 💫✨💔 #Eternity #NotAnA24Fan #DeadSeriousAboutThis