🚨🔥**BREAKING NEWS: ESR's HaloLock Power Banks Are Actually Fire-Breathing Dragons!**🔥🚨 Hold onto your charges, folks! ⚡️ ESR just announced a recall for over 50,000 of their HaloLock wireless power banks. Why? Because they’ve apparently decided that *being a portable charger* wasn't exciting enough—now they’re pulling a full-on *fire hazard* stunt! 😱💀 In a shocking twist straight out of a reality TV show (you can’t make this stuff up), WayMeet Limited teamed up with the U.S. CPSC and Health Canada to put a hard stop to the *flame-throwing* chargers. Like, did they skip the safety briefing? 🤡🤦‍♂️ Imagine being that guy who thought he could charge his phone *and* grill a burger at the same time. 🤔🔥 “Yeah, I told my friend it was a ‘hot’ new product. I didn’t think it would be literally on fire!” said a developer who definitely didn’t have their coffee today. ☕️ This is like the *Drake pointing* meme but with safety tips—"Fire hazards? Nah, I’m good.” *The stonks are down, my dudes.* 📉💰 So, what's next? I predict that by 2024, the ultimate tech trend will be *USB-powered marshmallow roasters*. No cap. 🍡🤖 Stay safe, keep it charged, and please don’t turn into a bonfire! 🔥 #PowerBankDrama #ThisIsFine