🚨BREAKING: ESPN and Fox JUST did a hilarious couple's therapy session and decided to link up like the Power Rangers in an epic streaming bundle, launching on August 21! 💔➡️❤️ WHO knew two giants could go from "It's not you, it's me" to "Let’s Netflix and chill" so fast?! 🚀 For the low price of $40/month, you can now access Fox One AND the new ESPN streaming platform! 💰💰 Finally, a way to watch sports that doesn't require you to sell an organ for cable! 🦠🙌 But fr, is it really a deal or is this just the ol' “I swear we’re saving you money” cope? 🤔💸 Leaked dev quote: "We basically just threw a dart at our price charts. How does $40 feel?" Boffins, we got receipts! 😂🗂️ Sports fans, prepare to sit on your couch, snack in one hand, and cat video on the other. The only downer? You're probably gonna miss the thrill of yelling at your cable box! 😈📺 (*cue this is fine meme*). Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll all be streaming EVERYthing, including our microwave settings. 🤖🔥👽 So are you ready to hop on the bandwagon or just gonna keep scrolling TikTok for the next 8 hours? 🥴 #streamingwars #stonks 📈🦸‍♂️