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โœจ๐ŸŽ‰ "ESPN dropping live sports app like it's HOT! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Bundle pricing got me feeling blessed, no cap! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฏ"

August 06, 2025
2 days ago
9to5Mac
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: ESPN just dropped the hottest mixtape of the year: their standalone streaming service! That's right, folks, hold onto your lawn chairs because sports just went full Netflix mode! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ‘€ Theyโ€™re serving up a buffet of athletic chaos for the low, low price of cringey bundle deals that even your least favorite cousin wouldn't want! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ You know, the one who still thinks curling is a real sport... ๐ŸฅŒ (No cap, it is though. ๐Ÿ˜) ๐Ÿ’ฌ "Is it finally time to cut the cord, or should we just keep our 387 cable channels?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ - Leaked ESPN Developer quote ๐Ÿค– And get this: ESPN is cranking up the *staaaaaaonks* with bundles you never knew you needed, like microwave meals and an awkward family reunion! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคก Drake's already out here pointing at the โ€œno more cable billโ€ option like itโ€™s the holy grail. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ But hereโ€™s the REAL question: will the app suffer from *this is fine* syndrome when the servers crash during March Madness? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฅ Hot take: In 2024, all sports will be streamed through a single app... and itโ€™ll be called โ€œESPN++. โ€ Thatโ€™s right, double plus! Because nothing says efficiency like a confusing naming convention! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคช Share if youโ€™re ready to seethe over the price of sports in the comments below! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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