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βœ¨πŸŽ‰ "ESPN dropping live sports app like it's HOT! πŸ”₯ Bundle pricing got me feeling blessed, no cap! πŸ€‘πŸ’―"

August 06, 2025
13 days ago
9to5Mac
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πŸš¨πŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: ESPN just dropped the hottest mixtape of the year: their standalone streaming service! That's right, folks, hold onto your lawn chairs because sports just went full Netflix mode! πŸ“…πŸš€ πŸ‘€ They’re serving up a buffet of athletic chaos for the low, low price of cringey bundle deals that even your least favorite cousin wouldn't want! πŸ’ΈπŸ’€ You know, the one who still thinks curling is a real sport... πŸ₯Œ (No cap, it is though. 😏) πŸ’¬ "Is it finally time to cut the cord, or should we just keep our 387 cable channels?” πŸ˜‚ - Leaked ESPN Developer quote πŸ€– And get this: ESPN is cranking up the *staaaaaaonks* with bundles you never knew you needed, like microwave meals and an awkward family reunion! πŸ•πŸ€‘ Drake's already out here pointing at the β€œno more cable bill” option like it’s the holy grail. πŸ™ŒπŸ”₯ But here’s the REAL question: will the app suffer from *this is fine* syndrome when the servers crash during March Madness? πŸ€”πŸ’₯ Hot take: In 2024, all sports will be streamed through a single app... and it’ll be called β€œESPN++. ” That’s right, double plus! Because nothing says efficiency like a confusing naming convention! 😱πŸ€ͺ Share if you’re ready to seethe over the price of sports in the comments below! πŸ—£οΈπŸ’¬

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