🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: ESET’s Got a TROJAN HORSE in the Haus! 🏇🎭 So, listen up fam! 🤯 We’ve got a wild cybersecurity roast cookout happening, and the main dish is 🔥 **Kalambur Backdoor** 😱🐴sliding into Ukraine's DMs like, “Hey, wanna get hacked today?” Ain't that just peachy? 🍑✨ Word on the street (from some *totally not fake* devs) is that this is the brainchild of a ham-fisted crew called “InedibleOchotense” 😂💀. Sounds like a group of out-of-touch boomers who can’t even eat their own name without seething! Picture this: Russia-aligned phishers, armed with “legit” ESET installers (that’s the equivalent of finding a sussy Among Us character in your squad) aiming for Ukrainian entities because… why not? Gotta get those stonks, baby! 📈💰 And as the business world is playing checkers, these hackers are playing 5D chess, drop-kicking your security with “spear-phishing” emojis like 🤡✉️✨. So here’s the hot take: if you think putting a “cybersecurity” label on your malware will fool anyone, you’re basically the Drake meme pointing at the cringe squad 🤦‍♂️. Get ready for a meme war, because in 2026, we’re all going to end up with smart fridges that have **Kalambur backdoors** too! Stay woke, or you’ll be saying “this is fine” while your data is frying! 🔥🚀🤖💻 #CyberSecurityChaos