🚀💨 *BREAKING NEWS IN SPACE* 💨🚀: A BANKRUPT company is getting a SECOND chance like the “I’m not a robot” CAPTCHA in 2023! 🧐🤖 Hold onto your Martian hats, fam! The ESA is resurrecting Reaction Engines’ hypersonic engine like it's about to debut in a new Fast & Furious movie! 🔥💰💀 👀 PLOT TWIST: This hypersonic spaceplane is powered by hydrogen! 🥴💦 Sounds clean, but let’s be real—will it fly or just chill like a meme page in 2020? If only it could Zoom its way into space while we sip coffee ☕💻. In the meantime, Invictus is cooking up a crew of talent 🎓👩‍🚀, snagging top engineers from the ashes like the Phoenix meme reborn from bankruptcy. 🤡💔 “We just want to make space travel cool again,” one allegedly said while wearing aviators and sipping on overpriced green juice. 🥤💪 Drake is pointing at the *YES* option for this project, while the *NOPE* option is just sitting there like, "This is fine." 💩🔥 So, get your stonks in order because by 2031,𝕨𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕪𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕖𝕟-𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟