💀🚨 ALERT! WE GOT A NEW T-BONE ON THE BLOCK! Introducing: ERMAC 3.0, the THICKEST banking Trojan that even Dr. Evil would be like, "Yikes. That's a bit much." 🤖💸 🚀 These cybersecurity wizards just flexed on us, revealing how this malware is out here snatching up your coin faster than a toddler with your phone! 🤡💰 More slick than a greased weasel, ERMAC 3.0 is targeting **700+ apps** like a boss. Can we get a "stonks" for digital crime? 📈 🧐 Peep this leaked convo I totally made up: Dev 1: "Yo, did you see ERMAC 3.0?" Dev 2: "Yeah, it’s like the Overwatch 2 of malware. No one asked for it, but here we are. 😬" And it’s NOT just your bank account; this bad boy is coming for your shopping and crypto like a lion on a gazelle in an infomercial! YIKES! 🔥 So, what does this mean for us normies? 🤔 It means keep your phones closer, folks! Also, IS THIS FINE? 🐶🔥 🔮 Prediction: In 2024, ERMAC 4.0 will literally be a ghost and possess your grandma's flip phone. No cap 🚫👻! Buckle up, it’s about to get WHACK! 💥