🚨🍿BREAKING NEWS: Apparently, Epstein was more than just a convicted meme from the depths of hell; he was also a human Google Translate for Trump 😂💰 to Bill Gates! 💰🔥 In a plot twist that even Hollywood couldn’t cook up, Epstein thought he was the ultimate White House gossip girl 📱🕵️‍♂️, sliding into DMs like, "Yo, Bill! 🤝 Let me spill the tea on Trump’s latest hair product crisis!" ☕️💇💁‍♂️ Imaginary conversation alert!: Epstein: “I got that insider info on Trump’s views, you interested?” Gates’ adviser: “Sure, as long as it doesn’t involve a virus. I’m trying to save the world, not start a new one.” 🦠🚫 This has “this is fine” vibes written all over it. 🐶🔥 I can only imagine Bill Gates, sitting there with his laptop, screaming “stonks!” 📈💸, wondering why his most dangerous ally is a felon with a penchant for the limelight. So here’s the hot take, fam: one day, we’ll find out Epstein was just a time traveler trying to save the planet from *that* haircut... 💀🚀💥🔮 #GetYourPopcornReady 🍿💥 #ConspiracyButMakeItFashion