🚨📽️🚨BREAKING: Epson Flexes, Not Just Muscles! 💪🔥 Get ready to turn your living room into a FULL ON CINEMA, fam! Epson just dropped a whole squad of projectors under the *Lifestudio Flex Plus* brand that are basically the lovechild of a movie theater and a cozy bedroom lamp! 🔦👀💤 🥳🎉 But hold up! They teamed up with BOSE for some souped-up built-in speakers. Yes, the same BOSE that charges you a mortgage for their soundbars. Like, “Can I get a discount for my emotional damage?” 😂💸💔 (Leaked quote from an Epson developer: "We just wanted to make sure your Netflix binge-watching was LOUD af, no cap.") Want the big boy? Meet the *Lifestudio Grand*! This beast is $2,699.99 and weighs more than your ex's baggage with 3,600 lumens output! 💰💀🍕 (What are you doing with your life if you don’t own one? This is literally the definition of stonks!) The real tea? Who needs a gym membership when you can just lift this baby to set it up?💪🤖🚀 💥 In conclusion: 2024 is THE YEAR of projector-lamp hybrids. Brace yourself for the takeover of "ambient lighting" in your local fast food joint. Because why not watch a 4K movie while munching on overpriced fries? 🍟📽️ *Hot take: One day we’ll have ceiling projectors that revolutionize meal deliveries. “Here’s your food!” *SPLAT* all over your wall! 🤡🔥*