🎉💸 BLACK FRIDAY ALERT: Get ready to unleash your inner broke college student, because the M4 MacBook Air has done a price drop that even your mom would approve of! 🚀💰 That’s right, the 13-inch and 15-inch models are now slashing prices like a discount ninja—$250 off! 💰💰 It’s like having a personal finance guru in your pocket saying, “Invest in your procrastination!” 📉🤡 But wait, there’s more! You can scoop up the M4 MacBook Pro for a whopping $400 off! 🔥🤖 Who needs rent money anyways? Buying overpriced tech is the *real* investment, fam. Just ask this imaginary developer: *“Yeah just go ahead and tell your landlord you’re saving up for a new laptop instead of making rent. They’ll totally understand. 😂💀”* And if you’re in the market for cables, well, Apple has you covered with those sleek USB-C cables starting at just $7! 😍🦄 That’s practically stealing at this point, right? But feels a bit cringe if you don’t, like missing out on a meme-worthy sale. 🤯 Now for the spicy hot take: By 2025, a MacBook Air will cost you your firstborn child + a kidney, and every cable will be sold separately in vintage Apple-themed Fortnite loot boxes. Stonks? Nah, it’s all **chaos** now! 😱🪄💥 Share this before prices go up and your hopes go down!