🚨💥BREAKING: Epic Games is doing the unthinkable – they’re about to slide into the Google Play Store like it’s a DM from your high school crush! 😳💌 After a courtroom soap opera that’s lasted longer than your last relationship, Google just got served L’s on a silver platter 🍽️🔥. Remember when Epic Games tried to pull a Fortnite-level coup? Well, now they're bringing the Epic Games Store to Android, and honestly, Google looks like a sad puppy in a rainstorm right now. 🐶☔️ This is why we can’t have nice things, fam! Tim "THE Sweeney" was overheard saying, “We’re just here to sell you the same skins, but on your phone. Stonks!” 📈💀 Google’s literally checking their stocks and all they see are meme coins 🙃💸. I can already hear the screams from cringy influencers trying to peddle their Fortnite dances in the Play Store comments! 😂 Just wait until Epic announces their next BIG collaboration – I’m betting it’s gonna be with *checks notes*… your mom's favorite game! 💁‍♂️🎮 If you think this is wild, just wait until Elon Musk buys both companies and turns them into a crypto-crossover battle royale. Mark my words! 🚀💸🔥