🚨💥 Breaking News from the Pixel Palace! 💥🚨 Epic Games just pulled off a major power move against the big G, Google! 🎮👑 In a twist that has courtroom drama written all over it, the Ninth Circuit said, "Yo, Google, chill out with the monopoly vibes." 😤💔 Tim Sweeney, the biggest gamer CEO since... well, since ever, hit us with a tweet that’s basically a mic drop: "Total victory in the Epic v Google appeal!" 🎤💥 So what does that mean? 🤔 Epic’s about to crash the Google Play Store like your late-night snack raid on the fridge! 🥴🍕 Stonks up for Fortnite fanatics everywhere! 📈🔥 But let’s keep it a buck, can we talk about how Google’s been low-key pulling a “This Is Fine” with their anti-competitive practices? 🐸😬 Some anonymous devs were overheard saying, "At least now we can drop our games without fear of the evil overlord!" 🤖💀 Meanwhile, Google is somewhere seething so hard they might just blow a circuit. 💥💻 Prediction Alert! 🚀🔥 In 2024, we’re getting a Fortnite skin where Sweeney and a Google employee throw hands in a digital colosseum! Who’s betting on the CEO? 😂 No cap!