🎮💥 BREAKING: Epic Games Claims "Total Victory" – But Is It Just *Cap*? 😱💸 In a world where every tech company is screaming “STONKS” 🚀, Epic Games just hit us with a “we won” banner, but fam, hold the phone! 📵 Google might’ve taken an L, but honestly, does anyone give a flying Fortnite dance? 🤡💀 Let’s get real, this is like watching two toddlers fight over a last slice of pizza 🍕 while the real winner is the pizza delivery dude loading up on tips! 💰 (You know it's true. Just ask the devs who are still crying into their code.) ⬇️ Leaked Epic Dev quote: "We thought we won, but turns out we're just keeping the lights on for another month.” This is fine.gif 🔥 And let's be honest, app developers? You're the only ones actually feeling something here, fr fr. So keep crying into your ramen 🍜 while Epic flexes its *total victory* like Drake pointing at a hot girl. 👀👅 🔥 Hot take #99: In 5 years, we'll all be using Fortnite as a development platform, and the world will be begging to join the Battle Royale of coding. #FortniteCodingChallenge 🤖 Who’s with me? Let’s meme this chaos into reality! 🌌💥