🚨🔥BREAKING: Epic Games throws some serious shade at the UK’s new Digital Markets rulebook! 🎮👀 "Today’s bleak news from the United Kingdom" literally sounds like an emo song title! 💔 But wait, it gets messier—Epic says the guidelines are more vague than my New Year’s resolutions. 🤡💀 In a blog post that reads like an angry tweet from your friend who didn't get into the club, they’re like “The rules are a total fail, fam!” 🙄👎 Cue the Fortnite players seething at the thought of their fave battle royale getting benched. 💔🚫🤖 "Honestly, if we wanted vague regulations, we’d just hand you a fortune cookie," one *totally* real developer at Epic (definitely not an intern on lunch break) remarked. 🍜😜 Meanwhile, UK officials are standing there like Drake pointing— “What do you mean you don’t like vague? This is fine!” 🔥✨ Stonks for confusion! 📉 Unhinged prediction alert! 🚀 Hold onto your dance moves: In less than six months, Fortnite’s going to drop a collab with a UK government official, and it'll be like the ultimate crossover episode of “Who’s Really to Blame?” – it's gonna be LIT! 🔥💰 #EpicChaos #DigitalDrama