🚨**BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Just Unleashed the Cyber Demon!**🚨 Listen up, fam! 📣 You won’t believe what our girl Sarah from accounting did—she just went and handed over her ENTIRE login to the dark web like she was serving up free samples at Costco! 🥴💀 You know the vibes: “This is fine” as her credentials go marching off to the shadow realm. 🤡✌️ I mean, c’mon! Who even clicks on weird links anymore? It’s like going to a sketchy alley to pick up a pizza 🍕💰—you just KNOW it’s gonna end up being a pineapple disaster. *Drake pointing* “No thanks.” 🤦‍♂️✨ And here’s the kicker: some imaginary tech bro behind the scenes is probably muttering, “Ugh, who needs MFA when you can just watch your employees fall into traps like a video game?” 🤖📉 Meanwhile, *stonks* for cybercriminals are skyrocketing like they just discovered a new NFT of a cat riding a unicorn. 🦄💸 🔥🔥**Hot Take Alert**: In about 5 years, every company with a “cybersecurity team” will just be a bunch of guys named Chad with an espresso machine and a YouTube channel called "Secure Your Shenanigans." 😈💻 Get ready to see Sarah on a future episode of “What NOT to Do.” Share this with your coworkers before they become the next *Oops, I Did It Again*! 😉🔥 #CyberFail #RIPCredentials