🚨 BREAKING: Enterprise AI is officially the toddler that won't stop throwing tantrums in a candy store! 🍬🤡 According to hot-off-the-press TikTok-worthy research outta MIT, a jaw-dropping 95% of businesses say their AI investments are more about "vibes" than value! 💸🔥 Why, you ask? Well, scientists found that "workslop" – aka the messy, spaghetti-like workflows we're all too familiar with – is stopping AI from working its magic. 🥴💀 Picture this: AI trying to fit into a messy office like it’s a code from the matrix, tripping over the tangled cords of our cringey workplace processes. 🤖🤦‍♂️ “Bro, I thought AI was supposed to do *all* my work for me? Why am I still typing?” - Imaginary Developer Bob, probably. 😩💻 So here’s the tea ☕: instead of investing in AI that doesn’t even know how to turn on your coffee machine, we might as well start an OnlyFans for enterprise software—because the ROI there will probably be higher! 🤑🍑 🔮 Hot take: In 2024, we’re going to ditch AI and just have meme generators for corporate decision-making. Less brains, more memes = ultimate productivity! 🚀💰✨