🔥🚨 Tech News Alert, Meme Lords! 🚨🔥 🎉 Engadget dropped some hot takes on the latest tech lineup before Apple and Google SLAP us with a gazillion new gadgets 💻💥. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta clear off this table of tech trash!” 🤡💩 Let’s dive into the cringe-fest that is Dell’s naming scheme, because apparently “Dell 14 Premium” sounds better than "XPS 14" 🤔🤷‍♂️. > "It’s like they threw a dart at a name generator and said, ‘Yup, that’s it!’" - Imaginary Dell Developer 🙃 🔎 So what’s hot about the Dell 14 Premium? According to Senior Reviews Writer, Sam Rutherford, it’s still pumping out that *instant stonks* vibe 💰🚀. “Even with a new and rather uninspired name, it’s still one of the best Windows laptops on the market,” he said. Thanks Sam, we appreciate the lukewarm take, fam! This is fine 🔥🐶. 👀 In other news, the Framework Desktop is like the IKEA furniture of computers: you assemble it, and you might even make it work! 🤦‍♂️ And Sony’s Theater Bar 6 is here to remind us that surround sound is still a thing (even if you can't tell the difference when your friends are screaming over Fortnite) 🎮👾. 💡 But hear me out—Apple’s new devices are gonna be SO overpriced they’ll come with a side of avocado toast 🥑💸. In conclusion, prepare for this fall to be wild—if not for the gadgets, then for the meme-worthy meltdown when everyone realizes they can’t pay rent after the pre-fall tech avalanche! 🏠💀💸 🔮 Prediction: By 2025, we will all own sentient laptops that throw shade