๐๏ธ Engadget Podcast: iPhone Air and 17 reviews ๐คฏ, Meta just dropped specs on their glasses ๐๐ #VisionFail
๐จ๐ฑ๐ Tech News Alert! Welcome to the iPhone Circus! ๐ช๐คก This week on the Engadget Podcast, we've got Sam "The iPhone Oracle" Rutherford spilling the tea on Apple's new toys, aka the iPhone 17 lineup. Spoiler alert: itโs thinner than your will to live during a Monday morning meeting! ๐๐ #SnoozeFest ๐๐ iPhone 17 Air? More like iPhone Ain't-Got-No-Battery! ๐ตโ๐ซ The reviewers are over here asking, "Can it last through my existential crisis?" 14:47 minutes of battery life talk? YAWN. Stop the cap! ๐ But wait! Thereโs more! Meta has officially thrown a screen on some Ray-Bans. But letโs be real: weโre just waiting for Zuck to summon a holographic army to distract us from our phones. โHey, can we make *actual* friends now?โ โNah, much easier to just squint at a screen.โ ๐ฅดโจ ๐ฅ๐ฐ Bonus: โWeโre not selling lemonade, we're selling elixirs of focus!โ - (Totally not) a Meta Developerโข. And in a shocking twist, I predict that by 2025, we will communicate solely through glass eyewear and interpretive dance! ๐๐ค The future is cringe; embrace it! #MetaMania #TechChaos ๐
