🎙️📱🔥 *BREAKING: APPLE BOWS TO TRUMP LIKE IT’S 2016 AGAIN!* 🍎🤡 Yo fam, did you hear? 🍏 Apple just dropped a WHOPPING $100 BILLION 💰 to dodge the chaotic tariff madness courtesy of *The Orange One*! That's right, Timmy Cook rolled up with a plaque so shiny and gold, it could blind a magpie. 💀✨ Like, what’s next? A golden apple for Trump’s fruit salad? 🍏👀 Our favorite podcast duo, Devindra and Sam, dive deep into this cringe fest. “This is fine,” they say, while the record profits are just getting roasted alive! 🔥🔥 It’s like the galaxy brain meme but in reverse. 🤯🚀 And as if that wasn’t enough, we’re also talking about Nintendo’s fresh Switch 2 sales that went *stupid stonks* 📈💪 and price hikes for the old-school models because, you know, who needs affordable gaming when you have inflation? 😩💸 Oh, and wait for it… Trump’s throwing shade at Intel’s new CEO like it’s a high school drama 😱💔. “You’re fired!” echoes in the cloud! 💨 In unhinged predictions, I say Apple’s gonna turn the next keynote into a reality show about politics and tech. *Tune in for “Keeping Up with the Cooks,”* where Tim debates tariffs with a side of Tim Tams! 🍪😤 You know what they say: 🤖 “If it doesn’t bite the hand that feeds, can it even be tech?” 🤷‍♂️ #AppleDrama #TariffTango