👀🚨 Techtober is here and it's serving MORE DRAMA than a TikTok dance battle! 💀🤡 So let's dive into the chaos of new tech because the only thing that should be sleeping is your common sense. First up, we've got the Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold aka the “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Breakage” edition. 🌊🛡️ Senior reviews wizard Sam Rutherford said they fixed the last few embarrassing hiccups with foldable phones: water and dust resistance! 💦 But listen, at $1,799, that price has more zeros than a failed startup. Are we buying tech or a second mortgage? 🏡💰 *Drake Pointing Meme* "Do it for the culture!" or *This is Fine* when the bill arrives? Next, the Pixel Watch 4 is ready to slap your wrist harder than your ex’s reality check! ⌚🔥 Meanwhile, the Pixel Buds 2a promise to deliver sound so crisp, you’d think they were baked on a fresh meme. 🎶👨‍🍳 Oh, and what’s this? Leaked convo from Google devs: “We put dust resistance in the Pixel Fold... but forgot to fix battery life. 🤣💔” ⭐ Hot Take Alert: Brace yourselves, techies... the next Pixel will be a fully functional toaster that plays Taylor Swift with a face unlock feature! ToasterTok is coming. 🔥🚀😈 #WatchTheThrone