🧛‍♀️💀 Y'ALL!!! 🎉 CNN just dropped an absolute banger! Cassandra Peterson, aka the QUEEN of screams 🤡, is out here flexin' her culinary skills with a new cookbook, “Elvira’s Cookbook from Hell.” That’s right, fam! Forget Martha Stewart — we're entering the ✨spooktacular✨ realm of the ultimate kitchen VAMPYRE! 🔪🦇 🔥💰 "I just wanted to channel my inner Vincent Price while adding a dash of devilish charm," said Elvira (probably). 🔥 That's right, she’s out here serving recipes that would make Gordon Ramsay 🧑‍🍳 throw a tantrum and toss a pot through the window! No cap! 🥴 Picture this: 👻 You cooking up a dark chocolate cake that’s actually cursed? Or trying a “blood-red spaghetti”? 🍝🍷🍷 Y’all are gonna NEED a Ouija board just to find half of these ingredients! 🤖 The vibe is all “This is fine” while the flames are licking your eyebrows off! 🔥🔥 🚀 HOT TAKE: In five years, I predict Elvira runs for president BUT her campaign is entirely based on hosting macabre cooking shows 🤯🍽️ — and #CooksFromHell becomes a trending TikTok dance! Let’s GO! Share this nonsense with your goth friends!!! 🖤🖤