🚨🔮BREAKING: Elon's CFO Goes Poof!✨🚀💸 🔥 In a twist straight outta a soap opera, Mike Liberatore, aka the dude with the money bag at xAI, has left the building! 💼💨 You know what that means? The AI Titanic just hit an iceberg, folks! 🚢🧊 Mr. "Let’s Raise $5B Like It’s Monopoly Money" was the mastermind behind some gnarly financial wizardry—$5 billion in debt and another $5 billion in equity, half of which came from SpaceX! 👽💰 Talk about using someone else's spaceship to fund your dreams! 🤡💥 💬 Leaked quote from Mike on his departure: "CFO? Nah, I’m more of a ‘Chief Fleeing Officer’ now. 🔥✌️" Meanwhile, Elon’s probably out here trying to AI-ify a way to launch his next TikTok dance! 🤖💃 Stonks? More like 🤡💸🚫. Can we just admit xAI is on a one-way trip to the "This Is Fine" meme? 🔥🤷‍♂️ And my unhinged prediction: xAI's biggest launch next? A live-stream of Elon merging with a toaster in the pursuit of TRUE AI enlightenment! 🍞🤖💫 But hey, no cap, this might just be the most based investment in the metaverse! 💀 Share if you’re vibing with this chaos! 🥳🔁💥