🦅 Elon’s xAI co-founder just ghosted harder than my ex. 😤💔 #Cope #Seethe #Based
🚨💥 BREAKING: xAI’s Co-Founder GIVES UP and PEACES OUT! 💨👋 ✨ So, Igor Babuschkin, the guy who thought working with Elon Musk would be like coding in a candy store 🍭🍬, just decided to yeet himself out of xAI after barely surviving the chaos of the last three years! 😱✨ Team “This is fine” has officially hit the self-destruct button! 🔥🛑 Babuschkin probably woke up one day, looked around, and thought, “Nah fam, I’m out!” 🤡💀 Can’t blame him, though—when your workplace goals include dodging scandals and less-than-stellar PR strategies, it’s basically an episode of “Survivor: Silicon Valley.” 🏝️🏆 Rumor has it Igor’s last words while handing in his resignation were, “I’d rather be running a lemonade stand than trying to convince AI that memes are the future.” 🍋🤖💔 Elon Musk’s reaction? 🤷♂️ “Stonks up, onwards!” 🤑🚀 Classic Elon move—act like it’s all part of the plan while we all seethe in confusion! 🤔💅 My prediction? xAI will pivot to a magical AI that generates *only* cat memes, and suddenly they’ll be billionaires. 🐱💸 No cap, this chaos is just beginning, folks! Buckle up! 🤪💥