🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Elon's 💀 “X” is about to settle a *whopping* $500 MILLION severance lawsuit! 💰💰 Who knew that firing your entire staff with “happy thoughts” and memes isn’t a good HR strategy? #Cringe 👀 So, what's the tea? A class action lawsuit is snoozin’ its way to a snazzy settlement agreement! Like, can we get a chorus of “This is fine” while we watch? 🤡🔥 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, I thought severance pay was just a meme. Turns out, it's an actual thing! 🤷‍♂️” So, what's X's survival strategy? “Hey former employees, have some virtual hugs and a free subscription to **X Premium** instead of cash!” 😂💔 Based? Nah, that’s just stonks crashing! 📉📉 Meanwhile, Elon's probably out there like, “Would you like to tweet for a pickle?” 🥒🤖 But here’s the real kicker: If this settlement goes through, Elon's going to 3D-print a yacht out of cash ON MARS. 🚀🌌 I’m calling it now! Get ready for the galactic stonks rise! 🌠💵 Share with your cringe friends, because this is the chaos we live for! ✨✨ #ElonMusk #SeveranceSaga #XMarksTheSpot