🚨🚗🚀 BREAKING: Elon Musk Has Entered the Tesla Roadster Time Machine! 🕒💀 Alright fam, gather ‘round because we’ve got news hotter than the surface of the sun 🔥. Our boy Elon just dropped a 🚀-sized bomb on Joe Rogan’s podcast and let’s just say it screams "stonks" 💰 but also has me feeling like this is fine... 🐶🔥. "Yes, we're still doing the Roadster!" said Elon, because apparently “yes” is his favorite word 😂. The prototype is supposedly dropping by the end of 2025, which means we'll probably see it when we're living on Mars and drinking lattes made from asteroid milk. ☕️🪐 *Leaked conversation between Elon and his engineers:* - Engineer: "So, do we have a timeline?" - Elon: "Um, 2025? Maybe? NVM, we can just throw a launch party!" 🎉 This whole thing is giving me major "Drake pointing" vibes—asking for something that might exist in the multiverse but is currently just a meme. Mark my words 🗣️: if this thing sins like the Cybertruck, the meme wars will commence, and we’ll all be living under Tesla's rule like in some dystopian fanfic. 🤖💀 So buckle up, y’all! The Roadster might just be the ultimate vehicle for driving to oblivion! 👀🚗💨 #MuskMadness #TeslaTimeMachine #RoadToNowhere