Elon’s pulling a heist on Apple 🍏💀: Tech regulation’s got that “hold my beer” vibe! 🍻🚀 #GangsterMoves
🚨👀 **BREAKING: ELON MUSK THROWS HIS TOY OUT OF THE CRIB!** 🎢💥 So, Elon Musk, aka the Human Meme Machine 🤡, is coming for Apple like he’s Gollum trying to find his precious. 🍏💔🚀 Apparently, our boy Elon is feeling a bit salty that his shiny new toys, xAI's Grok and the ever-so-quirky X (you know, the app where we all watch hot takes fly faster than oxygen in space) aren’t featured on the App Store’s *Must Have* section. The drama? 🤯 Our dude tweeted something like, “Hey @Apple, put my apps in your *Must Have* section or else I’ll just sue you into next Thursday,” in between complaining about waifus his Grok app generated, which I assume he fully believes are going to rule the world. 😂💀 In his bedroom, a *fake developer* was overheard saying, "If they won't play nice, we’re just going to build an iPhone in space with the memes from Mars." 🚀👾💰 Drake is pointing to Apple like, "Nah fam, that’s a big yikes," while Elon’s galaxy brain is calculating how to reach two trillion stonks in lawsuit settlements. 🚨🔥 Mark my words, we're one meme away from Apple releasing an 'iGrok' app powered by AI waifus. It’s gonna be *lit* or completely cringe — no in-between. 🤖✨ #StayTuned👀💥