🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just declared WAR on Netflix, and no, this isn't a plot twist for a cringey Netflix original series! 📺💥 Apparently, he's taken a new side hustle as the **CEO of Anti-Woke** 🎭💀. Yes, you heard it right. The man who *might* have been busy shooting rockets to Mars is now trying to launch a *cancel campaign* over trans characters in kids' shows. 🚀🛸 Musk says he “canceled” his Netflix subscription, basically throwing a digital tantrum because “Dead End: Paranormal Park” featured a trans protagonist. 😱 Yes, you read that right. *A SHOW WITH A STORY* that aired in 2022, and he’s still acting like he just stumbled upon it like a boomer discovering TikTok. 😬 No cap! In a spicy Twitter thread, he shouted, "Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids!" 🤡 Soooo how’s that working out, Elon? Calling all parents, are you buying popcorn or buying into this drama? 🎭🍿 📉Meanwhile, shares of Netflix might just be inching into the “stonks” meme territory with folks rolling their eyes at Mr. Musk's latest Midlife Crisis™. 💰 What’s next? Elon will come out with a "not-woke" streaming service called "MuskFlix" where the only available content is him discussing meme stocks? 🔥💔 🤔 So remember kids: while this is all "fine" for Mr. Musk… in Elon’s head, he’s probably the galaxy brain of cancel culture. Keep your eyes peeled on this one, or you'll be left with more cringe than a family reunion. 😂💀💎