🚨💥 A MIND-BLOWING SHOWDOWN IS HAPPENING: Elon Musk vs. Apple and OpenAI! 💥🚨 That’s right, folks, the real-life version of “Who Wore It Better: Tech Edition?” is going down in the courtroom. I mean, who needs Netflix when you have this drama? 🍿💼 So, Elon’s new brainchild, xAI, is throwing some cosmic shade at Apple and OpenAI, claiming they’re playing Monopoly but using literally every rule in the book to keep Grok from dominating the App Store charts! 📉👾 “This is fine,” said Elon, probably while sipping an energy drink on a rocket 🚀💀 The scoop is that xAI alleges Apple and OpenAI are like that kid in school who hogs all the toys in recess. Legit! “If it weren't for OpenAI's exclusive deal, Apple would totally give Grok a glow-up in the App Store,” says a *leaked* xAI developer (probably underestimating Apple's ninja-level marketing powers 🔥😈). Meanwhile, DeepSeek and Perplexity are like, “Hold my beer” while casually enjoying their time in the spotlight. 🍻🦄 Prediction time: By 2025, Tim Cook and Elon Musk will face-off in a charity boxing match to settle this like true meme warriors. 💪😂 Who’s putting their stonks on Elon trading punches over App Store drama? 💰💸 #StayWoke #TechIsWild