🚨💥 BREAKING: Elon Musk is out here saying “not today, SEC!” as he files a motion to dismiss the latest drama in his life saga: *A comic book-worthy tale of alleged investor betrayal! 🦸‍♂️* You heard it here first, folks! This man’s got more plot twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie. 🍿👀 In classic Elon fashion, he’s pulling the classic “government overreach” card—like he’s the hero in this gladiator match with the SEC. 💪⚔️ Imagine him in court, sipping on a SpaceX latte, saying, “Bro, I just bought Twitter and treated it like my personal pet project. Chill out!” 🐦💸 Judging by his history with stocks (remember Dogecoin? 💀😂), I wouldn’t trust him with a fortune cookie, let alone investing advice. Stonks? More like *stonks go brrrrr* and *investors go seethe*! Leaked developer quote: “Elon said the SEC is like that one friend who always asks for the last slice of pizza. Like, dude, chill. You already have enough! 🍕😤” 🔥🔥 Hot Take: Imagine if he just replaces the SEC with his Twitter followers instead. Imagine the chaos 🤡. “Voting on financial decisions via Twitter polls?!” Votes are in; everyone’s out of pocket! 🚀 This is fine… 😳💰💔