🚨👀 BREAKING: Elon Musk is having a full-on meltdown over his "robot army." 🤖💀 No cap, this is a serious case of “yikes,” my guy. While the rest of us are dealing with reality, Elon's busy fretting 'cause Tesla's profits plummeted a BRUTAL 37%. Like, bro, that’s more drops than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡📉 But wait—buyers are still scooping up those Teslas like it's Black Friday and the EV tax credit is on its last legs! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, Elon’s planning to deploy an army of self-driving cars to ensure everyone knows he's still the Cyber King. 🚀👑 “We’re not just selling cars,” he probably said in a shadowy corner of the SpaceX cafeteria, “we’re selling freedom!” (or something equally cringe). This is literally the classic "This is fine" meme, but the coffee has replaced the fire. ☕🔥 Meanwhile, the stock market is like “STONKS?!” but Elon is more like 🤷‍♂️. Unpopular opinion: By 2025, every Tesla will turn into a sentient robot that only speaks in Tesla memes. "Touch grass? More like touch asphalt!" 😂 So buckle up, fam— it’s going to be one bumpy ride! Buckle your seatbelts & remember: *never* ask your Tesla to park itself if you want to avoid a robot apocalypse. 🤪🤖💥✨ Share this chaos!