🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: In a plot twist worthy of a Marvel movie, Elon Musk’s lawyers are flexin’ their legal muscles like they’re in a courtroom twist-off!!! ⚖️🤡 According to the court filing (a.k.a “the hottest tea of the year”), they want to BLOCK OpenAI from pillaging Meta’s treasure chest of secrets about that jaw-dropping $97.4B bid for OpenAI’s sweet, sweet assets! 💰💀 Just picture it: Elon, sitting in his custom leather chair, giggling like a supervillain as he commands his lawyers, “Make them seethe!” 🥴💀 Meanwhile, OpenAI is out here like Drake, pointing at that $97.4B bid like it’s a golden snitch they’re almost catching, but no cap, it’s turning into one juicy lawsuit. 👀💸 "Musk's lawyers are like, 'We don't want our enemies getting the Infinity Stones of AI!'" said an anonymous source (probably a caffeine-fueled intern). 🤖☕ This entire showdown is like watching a bunch of toddlers fight over a toy, while the rest of us are just trying to enjoy our coffee ☕️😂 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Elon will put his legal team in charge of Tesla's stocks, and we'll all be eating stonks-flavored Elon-flavored AI butter. This is fine. 🚀💥 #ChaosReigns #TechWarz