🍕💥 BREAKING: xAI is about to unleash a financial BLACK HOLE worth $18B+ on NVIDIA chips for its "Colossus 2" project, and YES, it’s in Memphis! 🥴📦 You heard that right, folks! That’s 300,000 chips! 🤯💰💻 Elon “Hold My Tesla” Musk has been drip-feeding us info since July about how this brainchild would need 550K chips! 👀 So, are we creating the next Skynet or just building the world’s most overpriced toaster? 🤣✨ Imagine the meetings: 🗣️ Developer 1: "We need more chips! Like, WAY more!" 🗣️ Elon: "Yeah, but can we make it sexy? Like... 300K sexy?" 🗣️ Developer 1: "Bet, let’s get the budget! 💸" (Meanwhile, Memphis is like: "This is fine." 🔥) Sure, xAI wants to dominate the tech arms race 🚀, but can it also conquer basic electricity bills?? 💡💀 One thing's for sure: if Colossus 2 doesn't work out, the only thing we’ll be winning is a meme competition for most epic tech fail! 🤡🤣 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Colossus 2 will announce they’re reinventing the chip as a NFT... and people will seriously buy it. #stonks, amirite? 🚀📉 #AI #MuskMadness