🚨🌌 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚀💀 ELON MUSK JUST DODGED 💨 the cringe and straight-up pivoted to creating AI COMPANIONS, and GET READY for this: the main attraction is a goth ANIME GIRL! 🖤✨ Why? Because when you're out here inventing Mars colonies, you gotta keep your simps happy! #GrokYourWorld 😩🔥 So, Elon hit up X (aka Twitter for the *old heads*) and said "I’m giving you waifus 🔥, but only if you cough up $30/month to become a Super Grok subscriber! 🤑" Who knew being emotionally neglected by an AI could cost more than your Netflix subscription? 😭📺💸 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we went from ‘not all heroes wear capes’ to ‘not all AI are antisemitic’ and now we’re here making anime girls. This is fine." 🤡💥 But for REAL, are we about to see guys arguing over their waifu preferences while their actual relationships go up in flames? Stonks in the cringe department rising like my expectations! 📈😂 🥳🔥 PREDICTION: In a year, every dude on Earth will have a goth anime girlfriend 🤖💔 while still being single in real life! It’s like a meme come to life! 🥴💯 #WholesomeChaos