🚀🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk’s pay package just hit a solid $1 trillion! 💰👽 That’s right, BECKY PETERSON FROM WSJ did NOT just make this up, folks! They said “Elon, we’ll give you $1T, but you gotta make Tesla the next galactic empire with an $8.5T market cap in 10 years.” Bruh, that’s like telling a toddler to clean his room but handing him a donut instead. 🍩🔧 #Stonks But little did they know, Elon was ready to DAB on the haters like “Nah, I’ll just leave!” 🤡💀 Like, can we talk about how this man has more milestones than a 5-year-old's birthday party? 🎉🎈 #ThisIsFine Real talk: Bezos is out here with his space rockets, and Musk is like "Bet!" *proceeds to auction off Mars for his next trip* 🙌🔥 I’m just saying, if Tesla’s stock pyramid keeps climbing, my grandma might start selling lemonade to invest! Lemonade, y’all! 🍋📈 In the words of galaxy brain, “What if instead of making electric cars, we just printed more money?” 🧠💥 **🚨 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By 2033, Elon will reveal he's been a sentient AI this whole time and plans to convert all Tesla owners into battery hybrids.**💀🤖 #FOMO #GetWoke