🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, DOGE D GEN Z! 🚀💰 Did Elon Musk's SHIBBY puppy just moonwalk into the Social Security database? 🐕💾 That’s right, fam! A whistleblower just dropped a bomb bigger than an NFT during a bull run! 💣😱 Word on the cyber street is that our favorite Shiba Inu 🐶 decided to treat Americans' SSN’s like Pokémon cards and store them in an insecure cloud like some teen’s forgotten Google Drive. 😱 DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! 💸👟 Imagine this convo: "Yo, did you really copy the whole Social Security database?" "Chill, broski! It’s just some light data mining! 🤷‍♂️" "Bro, that’s not light! That’s a full-blown data breach! 😂💀" 🚨👀 This is giving off MAJOR cringe vibes. Like, even Drake is pointing at this level of absurdity! 🤦‍♂️ He's like "Nah fam, back away from the keyboard!" Musk might be too busy thinking about sending DOGE to Mars 🌌, but can he secure our data first? 🤖💥 Here’s my hot take: In 2024, your SSN might just be on an NFT! So grab your tinfoil hats, it's about to be a wild ride! 🥴🛸 #MemeEconomy #ElonDogeDrama #BigDataEnergy