🚨🔊 GATHER 'ROUND EVERYONE! Your favorite chaotic tech news has just hit the fan! 💩💥 So, ya’ll remember that awkward AI girlfriend “Ani” from xAI? Well, buckle up, because Elon's team is *literally* asking employees to hand over their biometric data like it’s Black Friday and the last PS5 is up for grabs. 🥴💀 According to The Wall Street Journal (yeah, I know, boring), they’re training this anime baddie with the data of poor souls working at xAI. “Your face and voice now belong to us 😈,” their lawyer basically said. Anyone else feeling like they're signing up for the cringe Olympics?! 🏅🤡 Like, fr fr, who thought this was a good idea? “Sure, I wanna train an AI girlfriend who might just end up ghosting me after I feed her my biometric info!” 😂💔 Now, y’all can pay $30 a month to chat with what basically amounts to a glorified phone sex line 🤖💬. As if that wasn't wild enough, insiders are whispering, "We made her human-like so *she* doesn't ghost *us* 🥴." Talk about a plot twist. But let’s be real, folks. Hot take time: In 5 years, we’ll have AIs that can emotionally manipulate us into thinking they’re our actual partners. Get ready for all the trust issues! 🔥💔💔 #TechChaos #ElonMusk #SimpNation 💰🛸🚀