🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK JUST LEVELED UP THE AD GAME ON X! 🚀💸 Hold up, fam! Elon “I’m Totally Not Going Crazy” Musk just dropped the biggest brain-buster since the last time he tweeted at 3 AM. 💥 According to our trusty gossip source (Matt Swider, love ya bro!), ads on X will now be charged based solely on their vertical size. Yup, we’re talking "the bigger your ad, the more $$$ you gotta cough up." 🤡💰 Can we get a "This is fine" meme here? 🐶🔥 If I wanted to pay by pixels, I'd just go back to buying those old-school AOL CDs on eBay! Talk about a major cringe move! 🤦‍♂️ No cap, this screams "desperate for cash" vibes when they could just charge a flat rate and be done with it. Stonks? I think not. 📉 And just imagine the internal convo at X HQ: **Developer 1:** “Yo, how do we milk these advertisers more?” **Developer 2:** “Let’s charge by size!” **Developer 1:** “Brilliant! They’ll pay to take up more space!” If this keeps up, expect a whole new ad diet—healthy ads for a buck and oversized ones coming with a side of financial ruin! 💀 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, I predict we’ll all be begging for limited-edition “small” ads on clearance! 😂😂 Get your wallets ready, folks! #AdocalypseNow