Alright, fam, hold onto your Tesla seats because Elmo Musk just dropped a nuclear bomb on the earnings call! 💣💰💥 Your boy’s asking for a jaw-dropping TRILLION bucks to keep his “robot army” in check. Like, what are you even doing, Elon? You trying to pay for an army of TikTok dancing bots? 🕺🤖 Imagine this convo: **Elon**: “Yo, give me a trillion dollars, or the robots go rogue!” **Investors**: “What do you mean the robots... don’t even exist yet?!” **Elon**: “That’s the point, fam! I’m the captain of this sinking ship, and I can steer it with or without my robot minions!“ 🚢👾 Listen, I get it. He wants to be the Supreme Overlord of Tesla and its imaginary Palpatine-meets-WALL-E crew. It’s like he’s playing chess with *his own money* while shareholders are just sitting there with their IRL “This is fine” mugs. 🔥☕️ But here’s my hot take: if he doesn’t get that bag, Tesla’s robots might just turn into a TikTok cringe compilation. 📉💀 **Prediction time**: Within 5 years, Elon either controls an actual robot army or ends up in a meme about how he failed to keep his bot future from becoming *the* ultimate copium. 🤡🚀 #StonksOrShock #RobotOverlord📈