🚨🔥BREAKING DRAMA ALERT!🔥🚨 In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn't dare to write, Elon Musk, the ultimate meme lord of tech, just served Apple a piping hot pot of legal action 🥴💼💥! Apparently, Tim Cook's crew is playing favorites with OpenAI in the App Store rankings. 🍏⬆️🤖 Picture this: Elon storms into the Apple HQ like “Drake pointing at competition” 😤👈, shouting, “I will not stand idly by while you guys serve up AI on a silver platter!” 🍽️💀 Meanwhile, Apple’s just chilling, like, “This is fine” 🔥☕️. A *leaked* conversation between Elon and his dev team went something like this: Elon: "If they think I'm just gonna let this slide... they're wildin'!" Dev: "But Elon, what if they just... get supercharges next quarter?" Elon: "FR FR, time to bring in the stonks!” 📈💰 In classic Musk fashion, he's probably over 80% certain this legal battle will end with him blasting off to Mars, surrounded by OpenAI bots doing the floss dance. 🚀💃 Mark my words: next week, we'll see him donning a T-shirt that says "I sued Apple, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." Predicting some meme-worthy merchandise DROP 🌌😎!